“No joke: Puree them, reduce them with garlic → no one will know you’re an Italian chef. Mamma mia!” »
4. The 100% Zero Waste Snail Trap 🐌
“Put half a rotten tomato in the vegetable patch → snails love it (and leave your lettuce alone). Thanks, who? Thanks, tomato.”
Final spurt:
“So, do we always throw everything away? 🍅💔 … Or are we becoming eco-geniuses? 😎”
Another witty remark:
“PS: If your mother-in-law complains about your limp tomatoes, give her the beauty mask. Problem solved.”
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